fuckyeahspringfield:

What The Simpsons Had Taught Me About Hurricanes:

  1. Make sure you’re stocked with extra food ASAP or else you’re stuck with Hurricane Chow, Creamed Eels, Corn Nog, or Wadded Beef. 
  2. Have a Rubik’s cube to take your mind off things.
  3. If it’s eerily calm and you see flying bowling alleys, do not go outside!

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As the years passed, he used his few leisure moments each day to study science by mail.

As the years passed, he used his few leisure moments each day to study science by mail.

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I Heart Hyperbole

I can peel a lychee in under a second.